My kid's mini dachshund (he calls her Pearl, short for Minnie Pearl. I call her Weezie, short for #$!@% Weezil) asserts that there is absolutely nothing insane about her commitment to removing all edibles (according to her standards) from the face of the earth. It's a dirty job but it's her rationally accepted obligation to take care of it.

"Edibles," however, do NOT INCLUDE anything with a label that says "dog" and "food" both on the same package. She does however like an occasional snack of "cat food" - or of just plain "cat."

John