Bill D... "...there will be regular repetitions of redundant, irrelevant 'facts' presented as if no one else had noticed.

my favorite is:"It takes a hell of a big dog to weigh a ton."

Irrelevant? Good sir, it is certainly so. Fact is, even a small dog can weigh a ton eventually.

LH... "I don't think any number of Pekinese dogs could kill a lion, but I may be wrong..."

Again, certainly you are wrong. It is only a matter of how many you can get in the lions throat at one time. Perhaps throw in a wiener dog or two for good measure.