LOL Eliza!
There is an old story that Gaelic is the language of Heaven and also of Adam and Eve. When the construction of the Tower Of Babel was underway the Lord confounded those involved by having them speak in tongues that the others could not understand, but the faithful were allowed to maintain their Gaelic. Therefore it stands to reason that Gaelic was Christ's first language. It follows that if one hopes to enter Heaven they should study and learn Gaelic here on Earth because they will need it in the afterlife!