Hello, Nick, you normative thing, you:

I am a 56-year-old civil servant with asthma who doesn't have nearly enough time to play her mandolin during the rest of the week.

In Ottawa, Ontario, it is currently (a) Sunday and (b) -22 degrees Celsius (8 degrees below zero Fahrenheit) outside.

On the whole, I rather think I belong indoors today, don't you?