These damn people who have children- why don't they raise dogs instead?
The little monsters (children, that is) are let out of school and go to the Dairy Queen in our little mall and get those containers of drink, cardboard with plastic bubble-like top, and leave the empties all up and down the streets, alleys and on the lawns.
Also hats and gloves and other spoor of these little ones.

Dogs and cats are much less trouble and the leavings fertilize the lawn.