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Thread #25932   Message #308173
Posted By: Wesley S
29-Sep-00 - 11:08 AM
Thread Name: 40 things U won't hear a southern boy say
Subject: RE: 40 things U won't hear a southern boy sa
My favorites from Jeff Foxworthy are -

" You may be a redneck if you've ever been to drunk to fish "

and " Trust me guys - when the diaper box says 8 to 10 pounds - that's all it'll hold"