More things southern boys "don't never" say:

Well, I've had enough...(beer, steak, fries, whatever)

Anybody got a napkin?

Geez, honey, you oughta wear a bra with that top!

I think wet T-shirt contests are tasteless and offensive.

Moderation in all things, that's my credo.

We should apologize to the "Veet-namese" fer what we done there.

I don't approve of mindless violence!

We gotta clean up the violence in hockey right now!

Where's Canada?

Canada? What's Canada? Is it a new brand of beer?

Too much beer ain't good fer yer health.

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You Know You Are Trailer Park Trash When...

One of your kids was conceived on a pool table. You held your marriage ceremony on the back of a flatbed trailer. You had your honeymoon in Tumbleton, Alabama. And your wife bears an uncanny resemblance to your kid sister.