Janie, Janie, Janie.

There are no 'innings' in FOOTball! There are QUARTERS, and they FLIP them to see who gets to get stompled first, and then there's HALFtime, when Justin TImberlake takes off Janet Jackson's clothes, and they wear really tight pants and almost NEVER talk about 'outings'.

Dani (who is still looking for a man who can teach her to understand football, among other mysteries of life)