I don't! What the hell good is a bar if ya can't have some women and chimpettes allowed in? I bet they didn't allow even male chimps in them bars you are talkin' about in Alberta. I got refused entry at the Alberta border in 1998. Them suckers are gonna be very sorry, because when I get elected President of the USA in 2012, we are goin' to annex Alberta! If they try to stop us, they can try dealin' with the 1st Armoured Division and the Air Cavalry. Goddamn Canuck cowboy specists! I will fix their wagon, but good.

- Chongo