The first reason I opened this was because I KNEW you had to have been the author. Holy Cow? You're the only one around who uses that. Have you ever noticed that after a bit, you can pretty much guess the author of a thread before you open it? Words, phrasing, caps....something.
Also, this may be the earliest thread creep ever.
But I did like your stats. I'm always watching that stuff too as you know....never kept a count though..........