Beware!

This was a trial run.

A little 1:87 thread where little effort from me sucks in so much life from you (the writers)

Because (by definition) everyone posting here is not idle.

The next aim is to get the idle not to be idle. Unfortunately I'm not sure it's possible - your act of reading this means you're not idle.

So why are the idle people here?

They are not writing.
They are not reading.

What are they doing and why are they here?

I wonder whether porn sites have idle people - I must check mine and pop the same thing on it and see.