I do find it interesting that there's not a long list of "wherever" men and that southern men are usually the target.

You forgot to mention that a true southern gentleman can charm the knickers off any, and I mean any woman. That a true southern gentleman will say "thank you" when you're "done." That a true southern gentleman would never display humour at disgusting bodily emanations.

That being said ....

What is Bubba's idea of foreplay?

"Brace yourself, Peggy Sue."