"Downeast Shocker: Kendall Morse Never Told a Lie"

Well, I'm from Downeast and I know for a fact that Kendall never told a lie. He might stretch things a bit but that's not lying. He may tell a whopper of a tale but that's not lying.

The only people who lie habitually are politicians and fishermen.

Kendall used to be a fisherman I think but he reformed and went straight.