This was one of the most incompetent assassination attempts in American history, if not world history. You gotta pity the people who planned it. It ranks right up there with them idiots in the CIA who tried to trick Castro into smokin' cigars with a toxic chemical hidden in 'em that would make his beard fall out! Anyways, I have offered my services to Mr Kucinich to track down the miscreants who planted that pitted olive in his sandwich and bring 'em to justice, and I'm not talkin' about the flunkies...I'm talking about the people who gave the orders. Don't be surprised if some big names turn up when this investigation is concluded. I'm talkin' BIG names. A whole raft of 'em. Wait and see.

- Chongo