I hate the damn stuff too. With a passion. Do you realize that we never got snow at all back in the "old country" (West Central Africa)? Never! Hell, you have to go climb to the top of Kilimanjaro to find any snow, fer Chrissake! The worst thing about livin' in the Land of the Free, the good ol' USA, is this goddam white shit that comes down out of the sky every winter. It gets in yer face, it gets down the back of yer neck, it gets on yer shoes and on yer hat, it gets tracked inside. It turns to ice and makes drivin' real hazardous. Old people slip on it and get their hips broke. There is nothin' good whatsoever to say about snow, and it oughta be made illegal. That is one of the first things I am gonna look into after I am elected in 2012.

- Chongo