Also applicable is "She's too OLD to be wearing that bikini."

HOW DO YOU KNOW IF A REDNECK HAS BEEN WORKING AT YOUR COMPUTER?

10) There are Dodge truck parts installed in the extra RAM slots.

9) The numerical keypad only goes up to 6.

8) All but four of the front keys are rotted out.

7) The mouse is referred to as the "critter".

6) Instead of the Windows logo, you get a Confederate battle flag.

5) Instead of chimes, your start-up music is "Dueling Banjos".

4) There's a Skoal can in the CD-rom.

3) There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.

2) Your interactive screen-saver involves a ten-point buck and a double-barrelled shotgun.

1) When you visit your friends' websites, Geocities bombards you with ads for beer, ammunition, and organizations to contact in case of abduction by UFO's.