The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3084037
Posted By: Rapparee
28-Jan-11 - 09:43 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
You sip wine, swish it around like mouthwash (some of it tastes like mouthwash), and spit it out. Then you rench (hillbilly talk) out your mouth with water and do that thing with the wine again. Then the water, and so on. In the meantime you eat fancy tasteless crackers, somewhat decent cheese (not Velveeta!), and chocolates.

You can also swallow the wine, if you live close by or have a designated driver.