The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3084160
Posted By: Rapparee
28-Jan-11 - 01:24 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Oh, yeah. Here are some wine-tasting comments you can use so you seem sofistikated an all:

"A nice body, but perhaps the grapes were picked a couple of hours early."

"A full nose, reminiscent of blackberries, elderberries, and chocolate."

"Ah, just the right touch of a cinnamon taste."

Whatever you do, don't make comments like these:

"Last Tuesday -- in the afternoon, I'd say."

"The tastes of cherries, honey, and turpentine with just the slightest hint of gasoline."

"What a delightful treat for the nose! It reminds me of being tear gassed back in the Sixties."

"Betcha I kin chug more of that Peenot Greggy-oh than you kin!"