That was my point, Ebbie! Yeah, we are all sick to death of everything that comes along havin' the suffix "gate" stuck onto it. It's so frikkin' annoying! It's almost as bad as bitin' down innocently on a sandwich and breakin' yer tooth on an olive pit.

So that's why I said it. ;-D I got a sick sense of humor, see? Besides, I think that's exactly what the mass media will call it, because they got less imagination and innovation these days than a day-old poodle turd layin' on the sidewalk. All they do is repeat themselves.

biLL, you ain't just whistlin' Dixie. The people I am after on this here olive pit conspiracy are WAY up in the echelons of power, see? They don't mess around. I know my life is bein' put in extreme danger if I proceed any further shinin' the light of truth and justice on these creeps, but I am not afraid. No sir. I am gonna take this thing all the way to the top and let the buffalo chips fall where they may. Yessiree, all hell is gonna break loose. Just wait and see.

And by the way, jerkweed....I am not a monkey.

- Chongo