This is a very old thread, BUT...

When I was a kid, we used to sing "Itsy Bitsy Porcupine" to the tune of Beautiful Ohio, and it went something like this:

Itsy Bitsy, Itsy Bitsy Porcupine,
What you doing way up in a Northern Pine?
I'll take my shotgun and shoot you down,
Itsy Bitsy, Itsy Bitsy Porcupine.