"... but you CAN spend all evening just reading & listening to BECK weaving ideas for his sheep that tell them something needs to be done."

Nice literary allusion there. Maybe I can send away for the code book to unveil actions I'm supposed to take which he isn't directly telling me what to do, as I guess I missed that part of of the conservative manifesto

When caught, I can use the Geraldine (Flip Wilson) plea, "The Glenn Beck made me do it, whoo-whee." whilst I smile large, roll my eyes and undulate sexily.