=== MtheGM as usual dribbles into his bib with glee after regurgitating the same dull quip as usual, I just hope that with this level of over excitement his colostomy bag is properly attached. ===

Only just come across this of yours of a couple of days ago. Charming as ever, Lox; but I confess self somewhat puzzled by it: have never needed one, & tho oldish, still don't ~~ a bit of prostate trouble necessitated a little catheterisation a year or two back, but other functions OK, glad to report. {Too much info? Ah, well, who raised the subject?} Not quite sure what point you were intending to make. Perhaps you would care to explain yourself?

Regards

~Michael~