On a hearse sitting outside of a beauty parlour: "We'll curl up and dye for you!"

Sorcha, there are codes. I don't have the sheet, so I learned by trial and error, but first you engage your numbers lock button; hold down the Alt key, and for © push in sequence the numbers 0169, while still holding down the alt key. I haven't figured out which one is the r in a circle, yet. If you just start pushing in code numbers, you'll figure out a bunch of them.

There is a place here in town which posts funnies on their sign every week. This week it says "What do you call children of couch potatoes?

Tater Tots!!

ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!