And all of that from a man who bought a Mexican 12-string named Pedro that imploded in the middle of the night in a closet, while, I might add, he was hiding it from his girl of the moment. Which brings up a few other observations/questions.
1) You seem to have a passion for hiding guitars from the women in your life.
2) Considering the number you've owned (2519) and the number you've had stolen (846), why not just tell her the Mossman was stolen?
3) Was this the same girl that you met later and couldn't remember that you had once lived together....or even KNEW her?