You had to replace several keyboards from spitting coffee on them after reading a Spaw post

You try to fart "Oh Susanna" after eating a bean burrito

You post how peeing on your feet in the shower will cure foot fungus and everyone agrees

You think lady ga ga is the name of your neighbor's new baby girl

you post recipes on how to make cheese jelly

your favorite folk club is the hospital ER room

You ask if anyone has any spare 50 cal machine gun bullets to which several other members ask how many you need

Your late night posts involve anything after 5PM

You still call the US the "colonies"

and ... ??