I'm back to make sure you martinsnobs don't talk about me!! (actually the pickin' parlour was dark tonight)
Yeah, Rick, we're all waiting for an answer ... but I reckon it's better to hide in the closet than come out of the closet, unless there's something else you're not telling us?
Rick you have TERMINAL GAS!!! Surgery will not help; a wife with a frying pan in her hand chasing you around the house will not help; intervention by your friends will not help. The only remedy for you is to take two credit cards and trot on down to The 12th Fret in the morning. (I'm not a doctor but I like to play doctor.)
GAS = GUITAR ACQUISITION SYNDROM