Geez, I think Art AND H.R. are BOTH talented. I'd rather have Art over for dinner though. H.R. might find that Che Guevara poster in the attic, and blow me away with a "Charleton Heston autographed" bullet! Just kidding HR.

"Talking Blues"

"Now if ya wanna get to Washington, here's what ya do'

Make sure yer dady was a President too.

Fry up some pris'ners, bake 'em real brown,

Tell 'em that you'll bring some law'n'order to town.

(spoken)"Who's Law? What Order?! (oops mah sixties is a showin)

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Get on the TV, give 'em all a grin.

Tell 'em 'bout Texas, but don't forget to spin.

If some damn reporter asks about the books you've read,

Tell 'em Jesus' best seller is the one beside YER bed!

(spoken)"Who's the head of Italy? Well SHEEEIT! Only a commie'd wanna know that. Take his name down Dick!

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Well to tell y'all the truth, I don't even git a vote.

'Cause I'm jes a furr'ner from a place of little note

Eskimos and ice cubes, hockey pucks and bacon,

An this here dialect, I'm obviously fakin'.

(spoken) "But ah shore do luv them 'Murican eelections! 'Cuz at least yor politishuns got SOME personality!"

"Blind Bermuda Schwartz"