... if you actually give a shit what the tabs for "Puff the Magic Dragon" are???

... if you have daily conversations with yerself that you are wasting way too much of yer life in the mud pit...

... if you wake up with nightmares about GUESTs...

... if you set MUDCAT as your homepage on your PC...

... if you've had at least one run-in with a moderator...

... if you have sent $$$ to Max during the fund-raising drive which ain't really fund-raising drives at all but "If I don't get sdome bucks soon then this joint goin' in the landfill"...

... if you have ever received a dozen PM's from Mudwonenz in one night threatening to come and beat the hell out of you...

... if MG means anything to you...

... if you find threads like this one entertaining...

B~