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Thread #64846   Message #3086378
Posted By: GUEST,Robert
01-Feb-11 - 12:11 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Side by Side (Parody)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Side by Side (Parody)
I have another version, similar to those already posted, but I am short one line. Can anyone help please?

It wasn't long after the wedding
Till tears of regret I was shedding
I dreamt dreams of love
With my little dove
Side by side

First it was her teeth on the table
.................. (I need this line)
Till she laid her cork legs
Out on the bed
Side by side

I stared in blank amazement
At her glass eye so small
And I very nearly fainted
When she hung her hair on the wall
God blimey!

I stood there broken hearted
With half of my wife I had parted
So I slept on the chair
There was more of her there
Side by side