Lyrics from "The Dirty Songbook" compiled by Jerry Silverman (S/X Press 1982)

THE RING-DANG-DOO

When I was a lad in my teens
I met a gal from New Orleans
She had blonde hair and blue eyes too
And she let me ride on the ring-dang-doo

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Oh, the ring-dang-doo, now what is that?
It's soft and round like a pussy cat
It's got a hole in the middle and split in two
And that's what they call the ring-dang-doo

She took me down into her cellar
And said that I was a mighty fine feller
She fed me wine and whiskey too
And let me ride on her ring-dang-doo

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Her father came and angrily said
"Now you have lost your maidenhaid
So pack up your bags and your Kotex too
And make your living off your ring-dang-doo"

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So she went off to be a whore
And hung this sign above her door:
"One dollar each, and three for two
To take a crack at my ring-dang-doo

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They came by twos; they came by fours
Until at last, they came in scores
But she was glad, when they were through
For they had ruined her ring-dang-doo

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Then along came Pete, the son-of-a-bitch
He had blue balls and the seven-year itch
He had the Clap and the syphilis too
And he put 'em all in her ring-dang-doo

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And now, she lies beneath the sod
Her soul, they say, is gone to God
But down in Hell, when Satan's blue
He takes a whirl at her ring-dang-doo

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