I can't recall what I said that originally seems to have offended Lox so much; but it led somehow to my [a perfectly normal, twice happily-married, tho approaching 80th year, man] having become subject of his most peculiar fantasies: first of his coprophilia, and now of his bondage-orientation.

I'm not so much worried or offended for myself, as concerned for the state of (what passes for) his mind. For goodness' sake, Lox, ease off & stop breathing so heavy, before you do yourself a mischief.