The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #135313   Message #3086525
Posted By: Ed T
01-Feb-11 - 07:40 AM
Thread Name: BS: New Mudcat Rules in Place
Subject: RE: BS: New Mudcat Rules in Place
Note the letter in the comments of my last post...Oh well, here it is:

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am CHEF Julius Ojeh Iwegbu, Head Stuart of the Nigeria Hilton Hotel. I have urgent and very confidential culinary proposition for you.

On June 6, 2002, a FOREIGN consultant/farmer with the Nigerian National Agricultural Corporation, Mr. Barry Kelly slaughtered a goat. It's head, valued at $25,000,000,000.00 (TWENTY-FIVE MILLION DOLLARS) is in my freezer.

Upon discovering it, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a few days, we sent a reminder and finwelly we discovered from his contract employers, the Nigerian National Agricultural Corporation that Mr. Barry Kelly died from a tragic goatherding accident.

On further investigation, I found out that he died without making a WILL, and all attempts to trace his next of kin were fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and discovered Mr. Barry Kelly did not declare any kin or relations in all his official documents, including his goat head paperwork in my Freezer. The goat head is still sitting in my Freezer and the meat is being aged. No one will ever come forward to claim it.

According to Nigerian Law, at the expiration of 12 (twelve) months, the goat head will rever to the ownership of the Nigerian Government if nobody applies to claim it.

Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a Foreigner to stand in as the next of kin to Mr. Barry Kelly.

This is simple. I will like you to provide immediately your full names and address os that the Attorney will prepare the necessary documents, herbs, spaces, and affadavits, which will put you in place as the next of kin. We shall employ the service of an Attorney for drafting and notarization of the WILL and to obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate/administration in your favor for the transfer.

A refrigerator in any part of the world, which you will provide, will then faciliate the transfer of this goat head to you as beneficiary/next of kin. The head will be put into your refrigerator for us to share in the ratio of 70% for me and 25% for you. 5% will be for settling expenses on my part and yours, also for sauce when the goat head arrive your country.

There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done by the Attorney and my position as the Head Chef guarantees the
successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please reply immediately via the private email address below.

Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction.
Please observe utmost confidentiality, and rest
assured that this transaction would be most profitable and delicious for both of us because I shall require your assistance to ingest my share in your country. Awaiting your urgent reply. Via the following email addresses:bayet@hknetmail.com,bayet1@hknetmail.com,bayet3@hknetmail.com.

Thanks and regards.
CHEF Julius Ojeh Iwegbu.