Sinsull, NO I do NOT want your "Roman phallic symbol." If it were mine, I would bury it in sea salt for at least 30 days,smudge it with sage and cinnamon, then take it to a very, very out of the way place and bury it at least 6 feet deep. Anything that creepy feeling needs to be purified and disposed of. Properly. Male shit. I am sick of it. Splinters from the soapbox are hurting. Rant off. Thank you for the offer, tho!