I'm sure they will find this earth shattering news in Tahrir Square, Cairo.

Big Norman Voice, of course they bloody won't (though I think you'd suprised to know how popular English football is in Egypt).

I could come up will literally a million things in this world that they won't find earth shattering. Your point being?

I have no idea where you live, but in these parts you would be told that you are a complete tit.