Cant find this in either digitrad or much in google
First heard it around 1963 on a copied twin track tape recorder
Words changed a little to make it nealy PC
As http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdGUSC8hezg

DRINKS ALL AROUND

Come on men drinks all around
we'll have a real good supper,
If a man goes out with another man's girl
he's a fool if he doesn't …

Send his kids to college ,
send 'em to good schools,
Before the learn their A B C
they're playing with their …

Teachers and their rabbits
who do what rabbits do,
You can sit for hours
just watching the buggers …..

Sitting in the rabbit hutch
sitting round their bowls,
Sniffing, yes sniffing
sniffing each other's …..

O stands for orange,
R stands for rice
F stands for something else,
it's naughty but it's nice,

I took my girl to the baseball game
just to watch the batter hit,
The first fly ball that came her way
hit right on the ….

Teachers can be lovely
playing on the grass,
If they kick their legs too high
you can see their lovely …..

Ask the dean to supper
with all his family,
If he won't come then tickle his bum
with a stalk of celery,

'Frisco is the place for me
sitting by the pool,
If you don't catch them with your line,
then catch them with your..

Dainty little finger
so slender and so slim,
I can get all five of them
inside my girlfriend's …

Pockets are so lovely
when walking thro the halls,
If you've got some holes in 'em
you can fumble with your ….

Money if you've got some,
if not get some more,
Then you can spend all of it
on some dirty little ….

Pedicure and manicure
to make you feel so smart,
Remember in the social world
it' rude to …..

Let a swear word pass your lips
or be caught in company humming,
Remember in the social world
it's nearly worse than …..

Biting your nails in public,
biting them all to cubes,
Remembering that waitresses
have very lovely ….

Titbits on their platters
you can buy or seize 'em,
Every time they pass you by
don't hesitate to …

Come and have drink with me
we'll end this song of mine ,
I had a date at half past eight
and now it's half past nine

Drinks all around!