I `ad that Mubarak`s agent in my cab the other day. I could tell `e was the McCoy `cos of the sand in `is `air and and a promo leaflet for the Pyramids sticking out of `is pocket.
`e said, " Allah Ahkbar, Jim. Could you take me to the Egyptian embassy please. I`ve got to `ave a word with the guvnor so`s I can tell the
press where `e`s at."
I said, "Blimey Ali. With all them shenanigans going on out there you`d a thought `e`d a-got the message and would be `aving it away on `is toes."
`e said, "All in good time, Jim. `e`s still got some serious dosh to move to Switzerland and the Internet Banking is down in Egypt at the moment. That lot that did a runner from Tunisia `ave put `im up to it!!"

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