I was gonna send you a PM Pat, but, then, I thought, why not express my feelings and thoughts of my fondness for you in public? After all, we have been friends for years and both of us have many friends here at The Café who share my feelings and thoughts regarding your unfortunate health complications.

You scared me shitless you lame dick mofo. Don't ever do that again. What were you thinking? How could anyone with bowels like yours expect that your appendix wasn't gonna explode at some point? You shoulda had it removed years ago before it became the toxic dump that it did. I just hope they buried it deep in a mine and encased it in lead first so that it doesn't affect future generations.

Again, sorry for being so sentimental. It's just because I care.