Stop getting all het up. Spaw does this every few year swhen he feels he isn't getting enough attention, the broke-dick mammalucca. He just drums himself up a near-death emergency and then he comes back and gathers in all the adulation and weepy sentiment and rolls in it like a dachshund in a new cow-pie. It's just his way of saying "Hey, muvvafuggah, wheah's da Luhuuuve????"

Glad you made it back though. Just in time to stay out of Malawi.