Here's some ways to tell if you are a southern boy:
The rear window of yer car is a plastic trash bag
You know exactly how many bales of hay will fit in that car (cause the pickup's up on blocks on the front lawn)
Your family tree is a straight line
YOu go to family reunions to meet wimmen
Your front porch collapses and kills at least 6 dogs
You've ever used a weed-eater indoors
You see a bumper sticker that says "Say No to Crack" and it reminds you to pull up your pants
You think beer and moonpies are the two major food groups