"My life became much easier once I accepted the fact that one cannot actually die of embarrassment." Lynn Abbey

"We are fools whether or not we dance, so we might as well dance." Alleged Japanese proverb

"Anyone who thinks she's too small to be effective has never been in bed with a mosquito." A Friend of Mine

"The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets." Me

"I don't like money, but it quiets my nerves." (Source:?)

"Men CAN have multiple orgasms ..." Headline from Men's Health (hey, I know you're young. Some things are just fun to think about ...)

I should just let you come read my refrigerator. It's an absolute cornucopia/collage of such wisdom.

WyoWoman