"Requiring all those teeny, blurry little disclaimers at the bottom of TV commercials to be BIG & clear!"

(From a Jon Eberhardt rap:)

Food! It's a meal in itself! Ask for it by name -- accept no substitutes! Remember, if you can't eat it, it's NOT food. *



Note: * Void where prohibited by law. Use only as directed. If conditions persist, see your physician. May cause obesity. Has been observed to increase hunger when unavailable. Contents may settle. Prices slightly higher in east, north, south and west.

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"It shall be unlawful for anyone with an IQ of less than 100 to vote, breed or drive a motor vehicle."

You've read "The Marching Morons" too, I see.


Bob