Ebbie is right, I am the Quaker Oats guy, as can be seen in this photo on Flickr.

However, as the photo shows, I eat McCanns - which I believe IS owned by real Quakers.

Nothing is better for thee than me, and nothing is better for me than McCanns.

If you are good kids, and tell me how good looking the Quaker chap is in the photo... I will tell each of thee, the true story of Popeye, the Quaker Man, and the Quaker add campain which was stopped by the students of US Quaker schools.

Thine in the light, and sick as a dog tonight
Lorcan