What the FLIP! I hearn about this a hower ago from Don! What do I flippin' find? I find this major flippin' BOLTHOLE Dale slaggin' me off and atackin' my good name here, eh? YOU ARE A FLIPPIN' LOOSER, DALE!!! Ya hear me? That is the last flippin' time I am givin' you any free beers, man! It is OVER! You are TOWSTE, man! If I ever flippin' see you agane I will kick yer flippin' ass acrost town, eh?

Cheryl, do not lissen to that idiot hosebag. He is such a liar that he dont have no flippin' creminibality at all...not in Blind River...not anywheres! I am the flippin' KING arownd here and he knows it so he is real jelous and will say antything to get in yer pants, eh? Do NOT fall for him! You will regret it. I promise that. Cos what will happen is that either 1. he will leave you flippin' stranded on the road somewhere's between here and the Soo after havin' his, like, way with you...or 2. he will take you back to his flippin' dump in Nova Flippin' Scoshia or wherever the hell he is from to live in uncommen law marrage with him and you will end up with at leeast 15 kids and livin' in a flippin' trash heep of a place like a dog! Maybe in a flippin' trailer park even!

- Shane