The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #25980   Message #309289
Posted By: Little Hawk
30-Sep-00 - 09:15 PM
Thread Name: BS: crosswords
Subject: RE: BS: crosswords
Examples of cross words:

"You dirty rat! Oooo...you dirty rat!"

"You rotten creep!"

"You copulating piece of organic waste!"

"You copulating female canine!"

"You copulating person of low intelligence quotient!"

"You intellect-impaired, copulating, phallus-devouring, person of little value, who doesn't tend to do well in most competitive endeavours, and also needs a bath immediately if not sooner!"

"Oh, CATSPAWWWW!!!"

...hmmm, we seem to be stuck in a rut of some kind here...this is how people talk at Jonathan and Wendy's mineral water and avocado dip bar in beautiful downtown Brechin when the patrons are REALLY MAJORLY (there's that word again!) ticked off at someone. To utter the phrase "Oh, CATSPAWWW!!!" has been known to lead to really serious altercations, including nose-tweaking, eye-sticking (a form of hockey violence generally associated with the Quebecois), and noogies, so it is not generally used except in cases of absolute fury.