That reminds me...my cousin Karen (from DC) was and is a very serious vegetarian and animal rights advocate. She had a bumper sticker that read:

LOVE ANIMALS
DON'T EAT THEM

Her older sister, Stephanie, sneaked out one night with a razor blade and removed the word "Don't" so that it read: LOVE ANIMALS
EAT THEM

Karen drove around for a week or two before she noticed. Boy, was she ever mad!!!

Geez, I'm committing thread creep on my own thread...