The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3093824
Posted By: Amos
12-Feb-11 - 11:06 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Hmmmm....a nugget from the seamy side!

Once again, my compadres and comadres, the time is upon us when I must sally bravely into the dark alleys of the Border Zone is search of rare and excellent treasures.

Oh, come with me to Mexico
Where the hurly-burly's bright
Where the streets of night light up like day
And honor is dark as night.
Where the bullets fly every by-and-by
And the gutters run with blood.
Ho, come with me to Mexico
'Cuz returning home feels good!
If you make it back past the border guards
And the goons of the HSA
To a place where drinking water's free
And the runners know their place.
(But where health care costs are out the roof
And will never likely slow!)
Oh come with me to Mexico,
Where the dental fees are low!
Away, in Mexico!