With a wife and girl children I would hear, "Why did you leave the toilet lid up again"

'Tis said that you can tell whether a man respects his wife and mother by whether the seat's put down.

But I wonder about who it is who puts the seat down in the grubby beer hall "men's" room where hardly anyone goes except to "change the beer."

Does he really expect his wife (or other female companion) to be using that facility???

John