A parody of 'That Old Fashioned Mother of Mine' learned in Liverpool when I was at school.

Just an old fashioned Ford car with old fashioned seats,
And an old fashioned driver in front.
An old fashioned garage where in it does go
When the end of a long day has come.
Though it has no bright hubcaps or lights in the front
There is something that makes it divine,
For the angels above come and give a quick rub
To that old fashioned Ford car of mine.

Jim Carroll