Hey, I did Nijmegen with Kent Wing ATC – you may have heard us :P

Well I wish all the ladies
Were pies on a shelf
And I was the baker
I'd eat 'em all myself

Wa-hey Barbarita!
So Dirty Barbarita!
Your Distusting Barbarita!
Perverted Barbarita!

Well I wish all the ladies
Were bricks in a pile
And I was the mason
I'd lay 'em all like style


Wa-hey Barbarita!
So Dirty Barbarita!
Your Distusting Barbarita!
Perverted Barbarita!


Well I wish all the ladies
Were bikes in a line
And I were the cyclist
I'd ride them one at a time

Wa-hey Barbarita!
So Dirty Barbarita!
Your Distusting Barbarita!
Perverted Barbarita!

Well I wish all the ladies
Were bells on a tower
And I was the bellboy
I'd bang 'em by the hour

Well I wish all the ladies
Were holes on a road
And I was the dumper truck
I'd fill 'em with my load

Wa-hey Barbarita!
So Dirty Barbarita!
Your Distusting Barbarita!
Perverted Barbarita!