So the Old Etonian Party and their junior members the Don't Know (but I like a nice Clawet Woy) Party want to move our May bank holiday to the arse end of the year.

And they pretend that it's to encourage tourism.

And they ignore all the historical resonances of the 1st May.

And do they pretend it's not a deliberate slap in the face to International Labour Day?

Has anyone got a spare couple of hundred thousand Egyptians? I think the UK needs a new government too.

That petrol emotion.